I’ll never understand people who don’t drink alcohol
Maybe they know what alcohol can do to people, maybe they fear liver failure, maybe they had a family member or friend that died from an alcohol related accident, maybe they don’t feel the need or desire to drink, it’s really not that hard to comprehend.
Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.
at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke. nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.
white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response. tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.
This is a way to listen to changes to wikipedia. You are literally listening to knowledge being added to the world.
Pluck sounds are an addition, strings are subtractions, and the pitch says how how big the edit is. My heart shudders at this I love it so much.
what happened to old zealand
are you even trying
Well, it does say ‘grams of protein per 100 calories’, so I thought maybe there’s something to it.
Per 100g, Broccoli has 34 calories and 2.8g of protein, while Beef has 250 calories and 26g of protein (based on the same google references as above).
This works out to 8.24g of protein per 100 calories and a serving size of a little less than 300g for Broccoli, and 10.4g per 100 calories and a serving size of 40g of the Beef.
In other words, you’d need to eat nearly seven and a half times more in broccoli to even get close to the beef in this example.
Yeah but can you imagine:
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of Azkaban
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the Pheonix
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Half-Blood Prince
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows
Has a nice ring to it
ACTUAL PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN
JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PADFOOT
ACTUALY PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE
NEVERMIND THAT, HE ALSO GOT FREAKY WITH SNAPE.
ACTUAL PROOF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
THE ENTIRE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
I HOPE YOU USED PROTECTION
IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN
BRB DYING OF LAUGHTER
I’m going back to the Apple Store on Saturday and if they give me one more bullshit excuse about how the diagnostics say everything is fine and Google Chrome is the issue, I’m demanding they open up my computer and check the battery.
Before the repair, my battery lasted four or five hours WITH Google Chrome open the entire time. Post-repair my battery is discharging 50% in less than an hour. They claim they did nothing that would damage the battery but I don’t believe them. This was not an issue I had before and I am going to make them take responsibility for fixing it.
Chrome is a known resource hog, in windows, for example, it increases the system clock rate such that processor has to ‘wake up’ (and thus use more power) almost 16 times more often than it needs to. This has the advantage of improving performance (hypothetically anyway), but obviously has the disadvantage of drawing more power.
Obviously OS X works differently than Windows, being that it’s a Unix based operating system.
Based on some googling, the consensus seems to be that Chrome switches to the dedicated graphics chip from the integrated one, which naturally draws a lot more power. I don’t actually know if your Mac has a dedicated graphics chip, but if it does then gfx.io might help, as it will tell you if Chrome is turning on the dedicated graphics, and, if so, it will let you switch to the integrated graphics mode manually.
What does this mean?
That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.
YOU LEFT OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS THEY FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE
OLDER THAN THE AZTECS AND COMPLETELY SMOOTH AND 3 TIMES BIGGER THAN THE EGYPTIAN CHEOPS AND NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT GOT THERE.
IM SORRY BUT WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME IVE HEARD OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS WHAT IS THIS SHIT
OKAY HERE’S YOUR DEBRIEFING OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMID BECAUSE THAT IS SOME CRAZY SHIT.
IN 2012 FRENCH AND AMERICAN SCIENTISTS STUDYING THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE STUMBLED UPON THIS HUGE TRANSLUCENT PYRAMID
THIS THING MEASURED 300 METERS WIDE AND 200 METERS TALL. THAT’S BIGGER THAN THE PYRAMIDS OF GIZA SO YOU COULD IMAGINE HOW CRAZY THIS WAS TO THE SCIENTISTS
NOW THIS IS ALL 2000 METERS UNDERWATER. THE SCIENTISTS THEN DISCOVERED TWO HOLES AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID THAT MOVE WATER THRU AT AN EXTREMELY FAST RATE. THIS CAUSES MASIVE SURGE WAVES AND MIST ON THE SURFACE. THAT MAY BE THE REASON FOR THE INCIDENTS WITH BOATS AND PLANES CRASHING THERE
THEY’RE SAYING THAT THIS PYRAMID COULD BE FROM THE TIME BEFORE THE BIBLE SAYS NOAH’S ARK HAPPENED
BUT WHATEVER IT IS THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE JUST GOT LIKE A BILLION TIMES CREEPIER
WHAT. The FUCK
is this real? No it isn’t. Or at least, I’ve found no credible source for the existence of Crystal Pyramids found in the Bermuda Triangle.
WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?
NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN
IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!
WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!
VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!
Sorry, but I don’t see anywhere that says that NASA has reclassified Pluto to be a planet, it’s not on their website, and googling it doesn’t show anything but NASA complying with the current IAU classification of Pluto.