WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?
NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN
IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!
WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!
VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!
Sorry, but I don’t see anywhere that says that NASA has reclassified Pluto to be a planet, it’s not on their website, and googling it doesn’t show anything but NASA complying with the current IAU classification of Pluto.